Dear Ms Jones,
I was excited to learn of your impending Australian tour in this year, 2011. Unfortunately, I was unable to purchase a ticket to see your Victorian show at the Palais Theatre, St Kilda, due to the exorbitant ticketing price of both the A reserve and the B reserve tickets.
If you would be so kind as to explain where the hell you get off asking upwards of $130 AUD for each of your shows, it would be most appreciated.
Regards,
Lauren.