literateperversions:

Well, it looks like anti-choice activists have finally decided to stop fucking around and get serious about stopping abortion. In order to stop the alleged murder of thousands of “babies” in their mothers’ wombs, a site calling itself Until Abortion Ends: A Hero Initiative is encouraging people to send in videos and stories about making sacrifices to end the baby holocaust wrought upon the country by the godless feminists.”Tell us what you are willing to sacrifice for the unborn,” the site’s submission form says. “With your sacrifice you will inspire others to do the same.”

So what kind of sacrifice are the rank and file of the anti-choice movement being asked to make? While thousands of Occupiers are freezing their asses off in harsh winter weather and being manhandled, bashed, and pepper sprayed by the cops, Until Abortion Ends is filling with videos and stories about how people are giving up chocolate, Dr. Pepper, coffee, video games, and ice cream. As one young woman says, with the passion and militancy typical of the site:

As a Sacrificial reminder of all the lives lost through abortion, I am giving up one of my most favorite things in the world. Ice cream. Abortion better end soon, I don’t know if I can do this forever!

I lol’ed.